66+ Job Motivation Quotes from Jay-Z, Einstein, Homer Simpson and more

“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?” – Albert Einstein

“I’m not a rocket scientist, but if I were, I’d be one.” – Phoebe Buffay from ‘Friends’

“I’m not late; the rest of the world is early.” – Unknown

“If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was smarter.” – Albert Grant

“Work smarter, not harder, unless your boss is watching.” – Scott Adams (Dilbert)

“My resume is just a list of things I never want to do again.” – Unknown

“I do my best work when I’m procrastinating.” – Calvin from ‘Calvin and Hobbes’

“I’m not arguing; I’m just explaining why I’m right.” – Sheldon Cooper from ‘The Big Bang Theory’

“I’m not late; I’m just making a grand entrance.” – Unknown

“I used to jog, but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.” – David Lee Roth

“If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.” – Steven Wright

“I don’t need a vacation; I need a new job.” – Unknown

“I work well under pressure. As long as it’s not a pressure to work.” – Dilbert

“I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.” – Thomas Jefferson

“I used to be an idealist, but I got mugged by reality.” – Unknown

“Just keep swimming, just keep working, just keep swimming.” – Dory from ‘Finding Nemo’

“My idea of multitasking is doing several things badly at once.” – Unknown

“I’m not late; I’m on a flexible schedule.” – Unknown

“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.” – Douglas Adams

“I’m not saying my boss is dumb, but if he had a brick for a brain, he wouldn’t have enough to build a shed for his tools.” – Unknown

“I’m not late; I’m just arriving fashionably late.” – Unknown

“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.” – Frank Sinatra

“I’m not lazy; I’m just on a break from being productive.” – Unknown

“I’m not late; I’m just making a dramatic entrance.” – Unknown

“I’m on the seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.” – Garfield the Cat

“I’m not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing.” – Unknown

“I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me.” – Unknown

“I’m not lazy; I’m just on my energy-saving mode.” – Garfield the Cat

“I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman; I’m just saying no one has ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room together.” – Unknown

“When nothing goes right, go left.” – Unknown

“I have many talents, lying in bed is my favorite.” – Homer Simpson from ‘The Simpsons’

“I’m not bossy; I have leadership skills.” – Unknown

“I’m not late; I’m just on my own time zone.” – Unknown

“I’m not a businessman; I’m a business, man!” – Jay-Z

“My job is a top-secret mission, even I don’t know what I’m doing.” – Unknown

“The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.” – Lily Tomlin

“I’m not late; I’m just on a leisurely schedule.” – Unknown

“The only thing standing between me and success is laziness… and procrastination… and lack of motivation… okay, a lot of things.” – Unknown

“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” – Oscar Wilde

“My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. So I told him my salary.” – Unknown

“I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.” – Woody Allen

“I’m a great multitasker; I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.” – Unknown